Worst Albums of 2024
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oh my God list week list week list week
list week we're powering through we are
powering through hi everyone Anthony
fantano here internet's busiest music
nerd and it's time for another
installment of 2024 list week with my
worst albums of the
Year yes just like every year I have to
talk about my worst singles I also have
to talk about my worst albums yes not
just Tiny Terrible songs but big
terrible records I have a top 10 here
for you but before I get into it I do
want to say this year's list is kind of
unique from every awful albums list
prior that I've done on this channel and
the reason why is that uh
2024 was a particularly saturated year
for new music and this is a trend that
has been moving upward slowly for quite
quite a while now and it's to the point
on this channel where I can't even cover
all of the records happening within a
365-day period uh that are warranting
some kind of discussion every week but
with so much music and so many projects
and a limited amount of time I just have
to you know make some kind of cut or
some kind of sacrifice somewhere and
when looking at these albums I'm just
thinking I don't want to review this
[Â __Â ] so there aren't even fulllength
in-depth reviews to uh cover every
single reason as to why these records
are awful in my opinion but I will try
to give the best snapshot possible of
each of them uh at least for the ones
that I didn't talk about prior all that
much and uh yeah you may be surprised to
see that uh many of the most negative
reviews I've dropped this year actually
don't even make the cut on this list
because in my opinion the these albums
were so much worse so with this list
we're actually digging a couple of crap
layers deeper into like not just the
worst of what you see me talking about
on my channel like just even even below
that now I will spoil this list a bit
and say that higher up on the list you
know what's not here uh artist like
Katie Perry with her new record 143
which for sure was super mediocre a
total disappointment but I just sort of
find the internet very negative
Collective reaction to that record
interesting because while it was bad uh
there were certainly worse pop albums
that dropped this year like this one
it's just that they didn't warrant the
same level of response because there was
nobody sitting here actually
anticipating this album would be good so
there was like you know no Collective
disappointment involved because honestly
every criticism you could level at the
Katy Perry album It's soulless it's
generic the the writing is Bland it's
boring yeah you could also say that goes
double for this Megan Trainer album but
on top of it it's obnoxious it's tacky
and it is uh outright annoying as Megan
Trainer keeps trying to write the same
goddamn three or four songs over and
over and over and over while again
pillaging and destroying Melody ideas
and CHT progressions and uh lyrical
Illusions to the world's of doop and
Jazz and soul yeah I mean if you want to
put Megan Trainer into a special Niche
genre all her own I would call it
soulless Soul nearly every [Â __Â ] song
on this thing sounds like a Target ad
which makes sense because Lawrence is uh
on the record too and I mean like you
know they're they're the number one stop
shop for that sort of thing on Tik Tok
but yeah awful record awful music ironic
title because this thing is going to
have no shelf life it was any discussion
about it when it dropped even less 6
months after the fact and you can just
basically extend that out to 6 years and
uh people won't even remember it
speaking of completely worthless no
shelf life albums that are essentially
meaningless trash and amount to nothing
uh we have number nine 69 black bald
yeah the point of this project was for
69ine to remind us that he exists
uh it's it's it's an outright failure
because not only did this thing not
really warrant any discussion once it
came out but it's uh so short and so
unmemorable and just uh so generic by 69
standards that there's nothing really to
even say about it I mean the standard of
quality for his music when he was
relevant was already pretty low and
every single song every single song on
this record just sounds like a shittier
version of a track he's released already
yeah no need to put yourself through the
thought experiment of what would 69
sound like if he just progressively got
worse and worse that exists and it's
right here I just have to come on here
and remind you that it exists because uh
this 19-minute project uh made
absolutely no impact whatsoever because
he's essentially put no effort into it I
don't even know why he's still trying to
push himself as a figure as a musician
as in anything because he's clearly not
trying at all at this point can we just
stop can we just quit can can we just
can we just know more the album at our
number eight spot though uh from tones
and I beautifully ordinary is a record
that by comparison is worse uh and yet
somehow sounds like there was actually
effort put into it now I do think there
were like some marginal improvements
made
to this album when compared to the
previous tones and eye record but uh
that is a very low bar to pass and even
if this austral Ian singer and
songwriter did uh pass it it it was
really just by the smidi of smid because
once again on this record uh we have
absolutely nasally obnoxious and Grading
vocal inflections that are now
delivering to us ballads that are going
for kind of an angle of vibe and emotion
that comes across more mature than the
last record when in reality it's just
Ultra melodramatic and gross and makes
me just go through eye roll after eye
roll after eye roll until like you know
I start to have my vision blurred and
that's when the records doing the whole
ballad thing there are actually pop
tracks and pop soul songs on this record
where it's really trying to get you hype
dig into some passion and it somehow
comes across even more annoying but yeah
this record is awful and tones and I
continues to be kind of a perplexing
figure in music to me because I've never
seen a Zoomer artist fall prey this hard
to like the worst and ugliest and most
hideous Millennial pop ballad tropes
just again and again and again and again
like seemingly that is where tones and
I's most major musical influences start
and end and somehow they are just
filtered in such a way to where they are
made worse uh in the music on this
record speaking speaking of things
getting worse uh we have number seven
which is a collaborative project between
MGK and trippy red uh that would be
genre sad boy as if uh emo trap and emo
rap uh wasn't already full of mediocre
terrible
annoying like just obnoxiously woe as me
records this project over here which
isn't even an entire album technically
it is an EP yeah somehow this
EP dips below those already very Bare
Bones quality standards uh and goes to
Subterranean levels of awfulness with
just one whiny corny song after another
with some of the most generic
songwriting this style of music has ever
seen and absolutely little to know like
vocal or personal creative Chemistry
Between MGK and trippy red on this
record why did they even make this
because it's not even that exciting it's
not like they came together with a sound
uh that was definitive to this style of
music or I don't know upped the anti in
anyway or was new or novel or exciting
it's just like one of the most boring
and uninspired emo trap records you're
ever going to hear and that's it boring
and uninspired though are two words I
would uh also use to describe our number
six album that would be the GE easy
record freak Show man this record is
perplexing because GE e at one time was
a rap artist of of note he's a guy who
actually made some bangers made some
waves he might have not been my cup of
tea but like there was a demand out
there for gey music he had a contingency
of fans and it's funny because I I
virtually saw no conversation around
this new album whatsoever I mean the
fallof is absolutely insane as bad as
some of the records and artists on this
list are you could argue still that like
many of them have passionate fan bases
that are actively engaged and deeply
care about what these artists do I
really can't say that's the case for GE
easy with this album cuz like this thing
really [Â __Â ] dropped to crickets and
it's funny because the lack of response
the lack of interest in this album uh
sort of takes what little wind This
Record might have in its sales behind
its narrative which like you know is all
about uh ge easy wrestling with Fame and
uh you know people confronting him about
switching up and so on and so forth when
it's like dude you don't have any Fame
to wrestle with on this album like there
might be some freak to this album but
believe me there is no show even with
the uh really [Â __Â ] annoying
ridiculous theatrical Carnival Barker
intro it tries to shove down your throat
and then every Mediocre song to come
afterwards with boring instrumentals
abso [Â __Â ] lutely sauceless bars and
and performances on the mic boring
features uninteresting song ideas like
this is handily one of the most
pointless albums of the year the record
at number five though on this list was
an even more difficult list and that is
going to be Skillet with Revolution yep
one of the crappiest and most annoying
bands in alternative metal is back and
they are bringing once again everything
that has always made them uh just
difficult to listen to and uh uninspired
and boring but then adding into that a
bunch of [Â __Â ] lyrics about how the
they're revolutionary and I don't care
about saying my beliefs if they're
unpopular you know just like all of that
super [Â __Â ] generic I'm worried about
cancel culture like right-wing adjacent
Pap that uh totally mindless morons seem
to latch onto so easily because they
don't actually think about the
implications of what any of that means
or where comes from yeah that's
essentially what this album stands for
and is making a big deal about you know
just like think about all of the generic
IL defined political opinions that were
voiced on like the recent Muse album but
uh they're a bit more right-wing coded
and somehow come across even dumber I
fight for my faith my
family it tries to sound so hard and so
dramatic and so righteous
simultaneously like it's the most
[Â __Â ] lame ass loud Rock you've ever
heard in your entire life I'm sorry if
you like this record if you mess with
this album you have no [Â __Â ] clue no
idea whatsoever like what rock music is
what rock music is all about what makes
Rock and metal music exciting and
thrilling all this record is is just
volume just loud guitars and Centrist
guy who listens to Joe Rogan whining and
bitching and crying moving up to number
four on the list that's going to be Ian
with valedictorian yeah this is another
one of the more pointless and uh crappy
projects that we've heard this year and
what's funny about this particular
rapper is that it's not the only stupid
[Â __Â ] project he's dropped in 2024
that was also goodby horses like having
to drop to like piss ass mediocre
projects in one year just to keep your
name on people's minds is hilarious
because it just goes to show how [Â __Â ]
uninspired and basic and surface level
and Bland his music is not only because
his lyricism sucks his delivery is
mediocre and non-specific like he is the
most non-descript rapper of all time his
beat choices are pretty terrible as well
but anything that is actually good or
valid about his music he just steals
from other artist be that future be that
cardi be that little baby like the guy
literally has nothing to his sound
nothing to his style the only thing that
sets him apart is that he's just like a
young white guy literally that's it this
project and goodbye horses are trash
they're a waste of time throw it in the
garbage listen to somebody better
everything that I'm saying about this
project applies to our number three spot
but it's somehow even worse and more
annoying to listen to that would be the
Lil mabu project uh genius G what the
[Â __Â ] is it young genius uh yeah all of
the biting all the cultural robbery all
that stuff that you can apply to Ian it
also applies even more to Lil Mau this
uh kid who has been hot on the New York
drill scene as of late but what's even
more annoying about Lil Mau is that like
he he's actually even more successful in
some respects and yet he seems
blissfully unaware of just how gross his
existence in the world of drill music is
and how far his white privilege if you
want to call it that uh has taken him
like there's literally a [Â __Â ] bar on
this record uh that has other drill
rappers collaborating with him on it by
the way many other rers are on this
record uh he says I wasn't supposed to
make it this far I'm talking racially
bro you're a [Â __Â ] young white boy who
was not born into destitution living in
New York City you literally were
supposed to make it and you are [Â __Â ]
making it but no he's so dumb and so
small-minded that like to him what he
thinks about all this is like yeah I'm
just a young white boy I'm not supposed
to make it as a rap artist it's hard for
us white guys in rap isn't it and as if
like it couldn't get any worse there's
actually even a verse on this thing
where he's telling this whole story
about how he gets away from uh being
pulled over by a cop as if like this
story wasn't supposed to end with him
driving away from the situation to begin
with but anyway he ends up lyrically
going through this whole rigma rooll
about how the cop pulls him over and
then he gets uh molested by the cop
during a search and then he pays the the
the cop 10K and drives off it's just so
ridiculously [Â __Â ] cringe and stupid I
can't believe it you could say that's
even more so the case for this record
that is at the number two spot here that
is Falling in Reverse with popular
Monster while it is true that Falling in
Reverse has always been the commercial
loud Rock brainchild of singer and
songwriter and rapper Ronnie radkey You
could argue that the band The Project as
it were has become even more centered
around Ronnie radkey as of late and this
album is indicative of the fact that in
the world publicly speaking there really
are two versions of Ronnie radkey
there's the version of him that will
often see on social media whining and
bitching and complaining and being
annoying talking about oh people don't
like me uh why do you guys hate me so
much uh I got cancelled before why would
you hate me why would you say things
about me that I don't like to hear I'm
just a small being so yeah you have that
side of Ronnie radkey and then you have
the popular Monster side here a record
that is fronted with an image here
that's like oh it's a mug shot and again
the title is popular Monster and when
you dig into the songs on the record
Ronald is just repeatedly writing about
what a [Â __Â ] loser douchebag piece of
[Â __Â ] he is I'm the bad guy I'm a Savage
I'm obsessive I'm dramatic I'm a Loner
I'm an addict I'm so goddamn problematic
I'm the bad guy I'm a loser I'm a psycho
believe the rumors so like ooh the world
hates me oh why does the world hate me
so much but also like every single bad
thing you hear about me believe it like
make up your [Â __Â ] stupid ass mind he
really wants to have it both ways he
wants to have his cake and eat it too he
wants to benefit from the perception
that he's dark and he's edgy and he's an
[Â __Â ] and he's a piece of garbage and
he's unlikable and he's an awful person
but simultaneously when there's actually
rep percussions for the behavior and the
reputation that comes along with those
things hey why are you saying that mean
stuff about me and simultaneously like
not only is that aspect of the album's
narrative and personality just outright
annoying but also like H there's just so
many shitty metal guitars on this record
that don't even sound good it's
overproduced crap the super pitch
corrected vocal harmonies are total [Â __Â ]
on top of that you have all of this like
Fast edgy white guy rapping happening
over a lot of these songs too so many
lyrical Miracle ass bars like really all
I want to say in response to this album
is grow up you're not 12 anymore take
some responsibility for your emotions
and act like a man and I don't mean man
in the uh gender role sense I mean just
be a full-grown adult start taking some
ownership for the way that people
perceive you because of how you present
yourself in the world you can't
broadcast the entire Globe oh I'm a dirt
bag I'm a piece of crap oh w w and then
want everyone afterwards to gravel at
your feet and think you're amazing
that's like some psychotic dictator [Â __Â ]
you're a musician write some good music
nobody cares about your crappy annoying
personality and there we go let's move
on to number one on this list that's
going to be the Kanye West and Ty doign
collab project vultures 2 which is just
such a messy unpolished turd that it
even had Kanye fans disappointed and
disillusioned when it came out this
thing is crap it's not worth your time
it's garbagio it's a mess I don't
care and that's my top 10 top 10 worst
albums of the Year there they are let me
know what they are for you I'm sure you
will transition have you given any of
these albums a
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