Taylor Swift - Bejeweled (Official Music Video)

[TAYLOR SWIFT] OH, THIS IS SOME

OF HER BEST WORK, THAT'S

DISGUSTING

[DISTANT LAUGHING]

- NO, I'M SORRY MY DUDES,

HE'S GONNA CHOOSE ME

I EVEN CONTOURED MY ABS WITH THE

MUD FROM THE HOG PEN OUTSIDE SO-

- WELL, I BOUGHT DIAMOND NIPPLE

TASSELS SO-

- WELL, I’LL BE POISONING ALL

THE OTHER MAIDENS IN THE

VILLAGE!

[ALL] YES MOM!

[GIGGLES OF DELIGHT]

- BUT, BUT THEY’RE CHANGING IT

THIS YEAR-

[GASPING OF SURPRISE]

SO INSTEAD OF JUST SHOWING UP AT

THE BALL LOOKING HOT, YOU HAVE

TO ENTER A TALENT COMPETITION-

AND IF YOU WIN

YOU GET KEYS TO YOUR OWN

CASTLE!! [GASPING OF SURPRISE]

AND A MARRIAGE PROPOSAL

FROM THE PRINCE!

[ALL] AWWW!

[TRUMPET SOUND]

[SHORT BELL]

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- OH, I SIMPLY ADORE A PROPOSAL!

THE SINGLE MOST DEFINING THING A

LADY COULD HOPE TO ACHIEVE IN

HER LIFETIME!

THE PRIZE OF ALL PRIZES!

LOOK HOW MANY MOMMY'S RECEIVED!

- WELL WE ALL KNOW WHO'S NOT

COMING TONIGHT

THAT WEASEL DOWN THERE CLEANING

UP MY SICK FROM LAST NIGHT

- YOU MUST CLEAN

MY BED POT NEXT!

- DO WE HONESTLY HAVE TO DO THIS

WHOLE ENTIRE VERBAL ABUSE THING

EVERY TIME YOU LEAVE THE HOUSE?

- SHUTTUP WENCH

- STOP IT

- YOU SMELL

- NOBODY CARES

- SPEAK NOT,

TIRED TACKY WENCH CLEAN!

LADIES, WORRY NOT!

EVEN IF SHE WERE ALLOWED TO GO,

WHICH SHE IS NOT

THE PRINCE WOULD NEVER HAVE

ANYTHING TO DO WITH THAT LITTLE

HARLOT AGAIN

HE TIRED OF HER QUITE

QUICKLY DIDN’T HE?

OR SHOULD I SAY,

SWIFTLY? [LAUGHING]

- THERE IT IS THERE IT IS THAT

JOKE NEVER GETS OLD, THANK YOU

THANK YOU SO MUCH

- YOU'RE WELCOME

LEST WE FORGET,

YOU’VE BEEN EXILED HERE

YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE

ANYTIME SOON

CERTAINLY NOT THE BALL!

NOW GIRLS! LET'S GET

MANY MANY JEWELS!

- OH YES! BYE! BYE SNAKE!

- HAVE FUN BEING EXILED, STINKY!

[ALL] I'M GONNA BE HUNGOVER

I'M GONNA DRINK A BUNCH OF

DIFFERENT DRINKS

AND I'M GONNA BE HUNGOVER

♪♪♪

♪ BABY LOVE, I THINK I’VE BEEN

A LITTLE TOO KIND ♪

♪ DIDN’T NOTICE YOU WALKING

ALL OVER MY PEACE OF MIND ♪

♪ IN THE SHOES I GAVE YOU AS

A PRESENT ♪

♪ PUTTING SOMEONE

FIRST ONLY WORKS ♪

♪ WHEN YOU’RE IN THEIR TOP 5 ♪

♪ AND BY THE WAY ♪

♪ I’M GOING OUT TONIGHT ♪

♪ BEST BELIEVE

I’M STILL BEJEWELED ♪

♪ WHEN I WALK IN THE ROOM ♪

♪ I CAN STILL MAKE THE

WHOLE PLACE SHIMMER ♪

♪ AND WHEN I MEET THE BAND ♪

♪ THEY ASK, “DO

YOU HAVE A MAN?” ♪

♪ I COULD STILL SAY,

“I DON’T REMEMBER” ♪

♪ FAMILIARITY BREEDS CONTEMPT ♪

♪ DON’T PUT ME IN THE BASEMENT ♪

♪ WHEN I WANT THE PENTHOUSE

OF YOUR HEART ♪

♪ DIAMONDS IN MY EYES ♪

♪ I POLISH UP REAL ♪

♪ I POLISH UP REAL NICE ♪

♪ NICE! ♪

♪♪♪

♪ BABY BOY, I THINK I’VE BEEN

TOO GOOD OF A GIRL ♪

♪ TOO GOOD OF A GIRL ♪

♪ DID ALL THE EXTRA CREDIT THEN

GOT GRADED ON A CURVE ♪

♪ (I THINK IT’S TIME TO TEACH

SOME LESSONS) ♪

♪ I MADE YOU MY WORLD ♪

♪ HAVE YOU HEARD ♪

♪ I CAN RECLAIM THE LAND ♪

♪ AND I MISS YOU

(AND I MISS YOU) ♪

♪ BUT I MISS SPARKLING ♪

♪ BEST BELIEVE I’M

STILL BEJEWELED ♪

♪ WHEN I WALK IN THE ROOM ♪

♪ I CAN STILL MAKE THE

WHOLE PLACE SHIMMER ♪

♪ AND WHEN I MEET THE BAND ♪

♪ THEY ASK, “DO

YOU HAVE A MAN?” ♪

♪ I COULD STILL SAY,

“I DON’T REMEMBER” ♪

♪ FAMILIARITY BREEDS CONTEMPT ♪

♪ DON’T PUT ME IN THE BASEMENT ♪

♪ WHEN I WANT THE PENTHOUSE OF

YOUR HEART ♪

♪ DIAMONDS IN MY EYES ♪

♪ I POLISH UP REAL ♪

♪ I POLISH UP REAL NICE ♪

♪♪♪

NICE!

♪♪♪

♪ SAPPHIRE TEARS ON MY FACE ♪

♪ SADNESS BECAME MY WHOLE SKY ♪

♪ BUT SOME GUY SAID MY

AURA’S MOONSTONE ♪

♪ JUST ‘CAUSE HE WAS HIGH ♪

♪ AND WE’RE DANCING ALL NIGHT ♪

♪ AND YOU CAN TRY ♪

♪ TO CHANGE MY MIND ♪

♪ BUT YOU MIGHT HAVE

TO WAIT IN LINE ♪

♪ WHAT’S A GIRL GONNA DO? ♪

♪ A DIAMOND’S GOTTA SHINE ♪

♪ BEST BELIEVE I’M

STILL BEJEWELED ♪

♪ WHEN I WALK IN THE ROOM ♪

♪ I CAN STILL MAKE THE WHOLE

PLACE SHIMMER (SHIMMER) ♪

♪ AND WHEN I MEET THE BAND ♪

♪ THEY ASK,

“DO YOU HAVE A MAN?” ♪

♪ I COULD STILL SAY,

“I DON’T REMEMBER” ♪

♪ FAMILIARITY BREEDS CONTEMPT ♪

♪ DON’T PUT ME IN THE BASEMENT ♪

♪ WHEN I WANT THE PENTHOUSE

OF YOUR HEART ♪

♪ DIAMONDS IN MY EYES ♪

♪ I POLISH UP REAL ♪

♪ I POLISH UP REAL NICE

AND WE’RE DANCING ALL NIGHT ♪

♪ AND YOU CAN TRY ♪

♪ TO CHANGE MY MIND ♪

♪ BUT YOU MIGHT HAVE TO WAIT

IN LINE ♪

♪ WHAT’S A GIRL GONNA DO ♪

♪ WHAT’S A GIRL GONNA DO ♪

♪ I POLISH UP NICE ♪

♪ BEST BELIEVE I’M

STILL BEJEWELED ♪

♪ WHEN I WALK IN THE ROOM ♪

♪ I CAN STILL MAKE THE WHOLE

PLACE SHIMMER ♪

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[FIRE AND ROARS]

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