Eminem - The Real Slim Shady (Official Video - Clean Version)

- May I have your attention please?

May I have your attention please?

Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?

I repeat, will the real

Slim Shady please stand up?

We're gonna have a problem here.

♪ Y'all act like you never

seen a white person before ♪

♪ Jaws all on the floor

like Pam like Tommy ♪

♪ Just burst in the door ♪

♪ And started whoopin' her

ass worse than before ♪

♪ They first were divorced,

throwin' her over furniture ♪

Agh!

♪ It's the return of the, Ah

wait, no way, you're kidding ♪

♪ He didn't just say what

I think he did, did he? ♪

♪ And Dr. Dre said, nothing, you idiots! ♪

♪ Dr. Dre's dead, he's

locked in my basement ♪

ha ha!

♪ Feminist women love Eminem ♪

♪ Chicka, chicka, chicka,

Slim Shady, I'm sick of him ♪

♪ Look at him, walkin' around,

grabbin' his you-know-what ♪

♪ Flippin' the you-know-who,

yeah but he's so cute though ♪

♪ Yeah, I probably got

a couple of screws ♪

♪ up in my head loose ♪

♪ But no worse than what's goin' on ♪

♪ in your parents' bedrooms ♪

♪ Sometimes I wanna get

on TV and just let loose ♪

♪ But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green ♪

♪ to hump a dead moose ♪

♪ My bum is on your lips,

my bum is on your lips ♪

♪ And if I'm lucky, you might

just give it a little kiss ♪

♪ And that's the message that

we deliver to little kids ♪

♪ And expect them not to

know what a woman's is ♪

♪ Of course they're gonna

know what intercourse is ♪

♪ By the time that they hit fourth grade ♪

♪ They've got the Discovery

Channel, don't they? ♪

♪ We ain't nothin' but mammals ♪

♪ Well some of us, cannibals. ♪

♪ Who people open like cantaloupes ♪

♪ But if we can hump dead

animals and antelopes ♪

♪ Then there's no reason ♪

♪ that a man and another man can't elope ♪

♪ But if you feel like I

feel, I got the antidote ♪

♪ Women, wave your pantyhose,

sing the chorus, and it goes ♪

♪ I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady ♪

♪ All you other Slim

Shadys are just imitating ♪

♪ So won't the real Slim

Shady please stand up ♪

♪ Please stand up, please stand up? ♪

♪ 'Cause I'm Slim Shady,

yes I'm the real Shady ♪

♪ All you other Slim

Shadys are just imitating ♪

♪ So won't the real Slim

Shady please stand up ♪

♪ Please stand up, please stand up? ♪

♪ Will Smith don't gotta cuss

in his raps to sell records ♪

♪ Well, I do, so (beep)

him, and (beep) you too! ♪

♪ You think I give a

damn about a Grammy? ♪

♪ Half of you critics

can't even stomach me, ♪

♪ let alone stand me ♪

♪ But Slim, what if you

win, wouldn't it be weird? ♪

♪ Why, so you guys could

just lie to get me here? ♪

♪ So you can sit me here

next to Britney Spears? ♪

♪ Christina Aguilera

better switch me chairs ♪

♪ So I can sit next to

Carson Daly and Fred Durst ♪

♪ And hear 'em argue over

who she gave to first ♪

♪ Little put me on blast on MTV ♪

♪ Yeah, he's cute, but I think

he's married to Kim, hee-hee ♪

♪ I should download her audio on MP3 ♪

♪ And show the whole world

how you gave Eminem ♪

- Ahh!

♪I'm sick of you little

girl and boy groups ♪

♪ All you do is annoy me, ♪

♪ so I have been sent

here to destroy you ♪

♪ And there's a million

of us just like me ♪

♪ Who cuss like me, who

just don't give a like me ♪

♪ Who dress like me, walk,

talk and act like me ♪

♪ And just might be the next

best thing, but not quite me ♪

♪ 'Cause I'm Slim Shady,

yes I'm the real Shady ♪

♪ All you other Slim

Shadys are just imitating ♪

♪ So won't the real Slim

Shady please stand up ♪

♪ Please stand up, please stand up? ♪

♪ 'Cause I'm Slim Shady,

yes I'm the real Shady ♪

♪ All you other Slim

Shady are just imitating ♪

♪ So won't the real Slim

Shady please stand up ♪

♪ Please stand up, please stand up? ♪

♪ I'm like a head trip to listen to, ♪

♪ 'cause I'm only givin' you ♪

♪ Things you joke about

with your friends inside ♪

♪ Your livin' room ♪

♪ The only difference is

I got the balls to say ♪

♪ it in front of y'all ♪

♪ And I don't gotta be false

or sugarcoat it at all ♪

♪ I just get on the mic and spit it ♪

♪ And whether you like

to admit it, I just it ♪

♪ Better than 90% of you rappers out can ♪

♪ Then you wonder, how can ♪

♪ Kids eat up these albums like? ♪

♪ It's funny, 'cause at the

rate I'm going, when I'm 30 ♪

♪ I'll be the only person in

the nursing home flirting ♪

♪ Pinching nurses asses

when I'm with Jergens ♪

♪ And I'm jerking, but this

whole bag of Viagra isn't ♪

♪ Working ♪

♪ And every single person

is a Slim Shady lurking ♪

♪ He could be working at

Burger King, spittin' on ♪

♪ Your onion rings ♪

♪ Or in the parking lot, circling,

screaming, I don't give a ♪

♪ With his windows down

and his system up ♪

♪ So will the real Shady please stand up ♪

♪ And put one of those

fingers on each hand up? ♪

♪ And be proud to be outta

your mind and outta control ♪

♪ And one more time, loud as

you can, how does it go? ♪

♪ I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady ♪

♪ All you other Slim

Shadys are just imitating ♪

♪ So won't the real Slim

Shady please stand up ♪

♪ Please stand up, please stand up? ♪

♪ 'Cause I'm Slim Shady,

yes I'm the real Shady ♪

♪ All you other Slim

Shadys are just imitating ♪

♪ So won't the real Slim

Shady please stand up ♪

♪ Please stand up, please stand up? ♪

♪ 'Cause I'm Slim Shady,

yes I'm the real Shady ♪

♪ All you other Slim

Shadys are just imitating ♪

♪ So won't the real Slim

Shady please stand up ♪

♪ Please stand up, please stand up? ♪

♪ 'Cause I'm Slim Shady,

yes I'm the real Shady ♪

♪ All you other Slim

Shadys are just imitating ♪

♪ So won't the real Slim

Shady please stand up ♪

♪ Please stand up, please stand up? ♪

Ha ha, I guess there's a

Slim Shady in all of us

Let's all stand up.