Eminem - Houdini [Official Music Video]

HEY EM, IT’S PAUL. UH I WAS

LISTENING TO THE ALBUM

GOOD FUCKING LUCK,

YOU’RE ON YOUR OWN.

♪ (GUESS WHO’S BACK, BACK AGAIN,

SHADY’S BACK, TELL A FRIEND) ♪

WE GOT A PROBLEM.

CHECK THIS OUT

♪ (GUESS WHO’S BACK,

BACK AGAIN) ♪

WHAT THE FUCK?

♪ SHADY’S BACK, TELL A FRIEND ♪

♪ (GUESS WHO’S BACK, BACK

AGAIN, SHADY’S BACK) ♪

FUCK IS THIS SHIT?

GET YOUR ASS DOWN HERE

♪ (GUESS WHO’S BACK, GUESS WHO’S

BACK, GUESS WHO’S BACK) ♪

♪ (GUESS WHO’S BACK, GUESS WHO’S

BACK, GUESS WHO’S BACK,

GUESS WHO’S BACK) ♪

♪ (DA-DA-DA, DA, DA, DA,

DA, DA, DA) ♪

♪ (DA-DA DA, DA, DA, DA, DA) ♪

♪ WELL LOOK WHAT THE STORK

BRUNG (WHAT) ♪

♪ LITTLE BABY DEVIL WITH

THE FORKED TONGUE ♪

♪ AND IT’S STICKIN’ OUT YEAH

LIKE A SORE THUMB (BLEAH) ♪

♪ WITH A FOREHEAD THAT IT

GREW HORNS FROM ♪

♪ STILL A WHITE JERK ♪

♪ PULLIN’ UP IN A CHRYSLER

TO THE CYPHER ♪

♪ WITH THE VIC’S,

PERCS AND A BUD LIGHT SHIRT ♪

♪ LYRICAL TECHNICIAN

AN ELECTRICIAN ♪

♪ Y’ALL LIGHT WORK ♪

♪ AND I DON’T GOTTA PLAY PRETEND

IT’S YOU I MAKE BELIEVE ♪

♪ AND YOU KNOW I’M HERE

TO STAY CAUSE ME ♪

♪ IF I WAS TO EVER

TAKE A LEAVE ♪

♪ IT WOULD BE ASPIRIN TO

BREAK A FEVE ♪

♪ IF I WAS TO ASK FOR

MEGAN THEE ♪

♪ STALLION IF SHE WOULD

COLLAB WITH ME ♪

♪ WOULD I REALLY HAVE A

SHOT AT A FEAT ♪

♪ I DON’T KNOW BUT I’M GLAD

TO BE BACK, LIKE ♪

♪ ABRA-ARACADABRA ♪

♪ (AND FOR MY LAST TRICK) ♪

♪ I’M BOUT TO REACH IN

MY BAG, BRUH ♪

♪ ABRA-ABRACADABRA ♪

♪ (AND FOR MY LAST

TRICK, POOF) ♪

♪ JUST LIKE THAT AND

I’M BACK, BRO ♪

[CAR REVVING]

♪ NOW BACK IN THE DAYS

OF OLD ME ♪

♪ (WHEN) RIGHT AROUND THE

TIMEI BECAME A DOPE FIEND ♪

♪ ATE SOME CODEINE, AS A WAY OF

COPING TASTE OF OPIATES,

CASE OF O.E. ♪

♪ TURNED ME INTO SMILEY

FACE EMOJI ♪

♪ MY SHIT MAY NOT BE AGE

APPROPRI- ♪

♪ ATE BUT I WILL HIT AN EIGHT

YEAR OLD IN THE FACE WITH A

PARTICIPATION TROPHY ♪

♪ ‘CAUSE I HAVE ZERO DOUBTS ♪

♪ THAT THIS WHOLE

WORLD’S ‘BOUT ♪

♪ TO TURN INTO SOME

GIRL SCOUTS ♪

♪ THAT CENSORSHIP BUREAU’S OUT ♪

♪ SO WHEN I STARTED THIS VERSE ♪

♪ IT DID START OFF LIGHT

HEARTED AT FIRST ♪

♪ BUT IT FEELS LIKE

I’M TARGETED ♪

♪ MIND BOGGLIN’ HOW MY PROFIT

HAS SKYROCKETED ♪

♪ LOOK WHAT I POCKETED ♪

♪ YEAH THE SHIT IS JUST LIKE

Y’ALL HAVE BEEN LIGHT

JOGGIN’ AND ♪

♪ I’VE BEEN RUNNING AT FULL

SPEED AND THAT’S WHY ♪

♪ I’M AHEAD LIKE MY NOGGIN AND ♪

♪ I’M THE FIGHT Y’ALL GET IN ♪

♪ WHEN YOU DEBATE WHO THE BEST

BUT OPS I’M WHITE

CHALKIN’ WHEN ♪

♪ I STEP UP TO THAT MIC

COCK IT THEN ♪

♪ “OH MY GOD ITS HIM

NOT AGAIN” ♪

♪ ABRA-ABRACADABRA ♪

♪ (AND FOR MY LAST TRICK) ♪

[POLICE SIRENS]

♪ ABRA-ABRACADABRA ♪

♪ (AND FOR MY LAST TRICK) ♪

♪ I’M BOUT TO REACH IN

MY BAG, BRUH ♪

♪ ABRA-ABRACADABRA ♪

♪ (AND FOR MY LAST

TRICK, POOF) ♪

♪ JUST LIKE THAT AND

I’M BACK, BRO ♪

♪ ABRA-ABRACADABRA ♪

♪ (AND FOR MY LAST TRICK) ♪

♪ I’M BOUT TO REACH IN

MY BAG, BRUH ♪

♪ ABRA-ABRACADABRA ♪

♪ (AND FOR MY LAST

TRICK, POOF) ♪

♪ JUST LIKE THAT AND

I’M BACK, BRO ♪

(BREAK IT DOWN)

♪ SOMETIMES I WONDER WHAT THE

OLD ME’D SAY (IF WHAT) ♪

♪ IF HE COULD SEE THE WAY

SHIT IS TODAY ♪

♪ HE’D PROBABLY SAY THAT

EVERYTHING IS GAY (LIKE HAPPY) ♪

♪ WHAT’S MY NAME,

WHAT’S MY NAME ♪

[POLICE SIRENS]

♪ SO HOW MANY LITTLE KIDS

STILL WANNA ACT LIKE ME ♪

♪ I’M A BIGGER PRICK

THAN CACTI BE ♪

♪ AND THAT’S WHY THESE ♪

♪ WORDS STING JUST LIKE YOU

WERE BEING ATTACKED BY BEES ♪

♪ IN THE COUPE LEANING

BACK MY SEAT ♪

♪ BUMPIN’ R. KELLY’S FAVORITE

GROUP THE BLACK GUY PEES ♪

♪ IN MY AIR MAX 90’S ♪

♪ WHITE T’S WALKIN’

PARENTAL ADVISORY ♪

♪ MY TRANSGENDER CAT’S SIAMESE ♪

♪ IDENTIFIES AS BLACK,

BUT ACTS CHINESE ♪

♪ LIKE A MOTHERFUCKIN’

HACKY SACK I TREAT ♪

♪ THE WHOLE WORLD ‘CAUSE I

GOT IT AT MY FEET ♪

♪ HOW CAN I EXPLAIN TO YOU ♪

♪ THAT EVEN MYSELF I’M

A DANGER TOO ♪

♪ I HOP ON TRACKS LIKE A

KANGAROO AND SAY A FEW

THINGS OR TWO TO ANGER YOU ♪

♪ BUT FUCK THAT IF I THINK THAT

SHIT, I’MA SAY THAT SHIT ♪

♪ CANCEL ME WHAT OK THAT’S IT

GO AHEAD PAUL QUIT ♪

♪ SNAKE ASS PRICK, YOU MALE

CROSS DRESSER, FAKE ASS BITCH ♪

♪ AND I’LL PROBABLY GET SHIT

FOR THAT (WATCH) ♪

♪ BUT YOU CAN ALL SUCK MY

DICK, IN FACT ♪

♪ FUCK THEM FUCK DRE, FUCK

JIMMY, FUCK ME, FUCK YOU, ♪

♪ FUCK MY OWN KIDS THEY’RE

BRATS (FUCK ‘EM) ♪

♪ THEY CAN SCREW-OFF,

THEM AND YOU ALL, ♪

♪ YOU TOO PAUL, GOT TWO

BALLS, BIG AS RUPAUL’S ♪

♪ WHAT YOU THOUGHT YOU SAW ♪

♪ AIN’T WHAT YOU SAW, ‘CAUSE

YOU’RE NEVER GONNA SEE ME ♪

♪ CAUGHT SLEEPIN’ AND SEE THE

KIDNAPPIN’ NEVER DID HAPPEN ♪

♪ LIKE SHERRI PAPINI, HARRY

HOUDINI, I VANISH INTO THIN

AIR AS I’M LEAVING ♪

TRUST ME, I’M A

GREAT DRIVER.

DON’T WORRY, I JUST

GOT MY LICENSE BACK.

♪ ABRA-ABRACADABRA ♪

♪ (AND FOR MY LAST TRICK) ♪

♪ I’M BOUT TO REACH IN

MY BAG, BRUH ♪

♪ ABRA-ABRACADABRA ♪

♪ (AND FOR MY LAST

TRICK, POOF) ♪

♪ JUST LIKE THAT AND

I’M BACK, BRO ♪

[CAR CRASHES]